STUDENTS!

This page is for you. Tell us what you would like us to include on this page. Do you want to ask teachers questions? Do you want information on how to create a study plan? Send us an email at horstb@sioux-city.k12.ia.us We will have a section for both elementary students and for secondary students.

We have some interesting things to tell you about . . .

...MATHEMATICS
Hey, Students! Do you like math?

...SCIENCE
Science kits provide a hands-on learning approach to science.

SOME SILLY STUFF:

Here are a few things just for fun. If you have something you want to share with us, please email your jokes and silly stuff to horstb@sioux-city.k12.ia.us

- What has a head and a tail, but no body?
  - - - A coin.
- How did the gum get to the other side of the road?
  - - - It was on the bottom of the chicken's foot.
- Why did the student cross the playground?
  - - - To get to the other slide
- What has a bed but never sleeps?
  - - - A river.
- What do you call a pelican that can't do anything?
  - - - A pelican't.
- There are three houses: red, blue and white. The one on the left is blue, the one on the right is red. Where it the white house?
  - - - In Washington DC.
- What do you call a bee who can't make up his mind?
  - - - A maybe.
- Parent: What will it take to get you out of bed this morning?
  Teen: About 45 minutes.